Classy Come Ons

Total creep, but I was dying.

Yep, there was more.

Improperly Propositioned

NO. The answer is NO.

When normal doesn’t work, it must mean she just wants the D.

Sex, food, and Mario Kart with a complete stranger. The dream life for a young single girl, no?

Oh yeah, what I need is more dirty thoughts in my life. Sign me up. And is that your son in your profile?! Dirty thoughts….

“Hey asshole” really wins them over…

I suppose since he said “hey sexy,” I’m obligated to respond? Is that how this works? I didn’t see it in the T&C….

And so it begins.

So…. I was having a rough morning. Normally this wouldn’t have gotten a response, but cleavage….? I don’t really even have any haha.

Not my shining moment, but I doubt it was his either. Always proofread, especially when arguing.
And I don’t even curse that much.