Total creep, but I was dying.
Yep, there was more.
When normal doesn’t work, it must mean she just wants the D.
Sex, food, and Mario Kart with a complete stranger. The dream life for a young single girl, no?
Oh yeah, what I need is more dirty thoughts in my life. Sign me up. And is that your son in your profile?! Dirty thoughts….
“Hey asshole” really wins them over…
I suppose since he said “hey sexy,” I’m obligated to respond? Is that how this works? I didn’t see it in the T&C….
And so it begins.
So…. I was having a rough morning. Normally this wouldn’t have gotten a response, but cleavage….? I don’t really even have any haha.
Not my shining moment, but I doubt it was his either. Always proofread, especially when arguing.
And I don’t even curse that much.