Guys, don’t lead with pet names, especially if they are baby doll. And no. I’ll pass on the stranger danger creepy rub.
Category Archives: Eww.
Back Again
Look who’s back… if you’ve gone through my posts, then you may recognize him calling himself daddy.
Now I’m mama… the horror.
Improperly Propositioned
NO. The answer is NO.
Naughty?!
Lots. Wrong. Here.
Who’s Country?
Every couple months I hear from this guy with his weird country/daddy messages. I’m in no way “country” either. #vomit
An Offer I can Totally Refuse
Yes, let me just hop on a boat with total strangers so you can have your way with me far away from help, knock me out, and throw me overboard. I’m good bro.
Total Bother
Asking all of the hard-hitting and necessary questions up front. I just do not understand what goes on in people’s heads sometimes. He’s right though, it is awkward.
Crotch Shot
When normal doesn’t work, it must mean she just wants the D.
Solid Advance
Wow. What an offer. Maybe with this post we can help him go down in history…
