How Not to Lead

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Guys, don’t lead with pet names, especially if they are baby doll. And no. I’ll pass on the stranger danger creepy rub.

Fuck You, too

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What an inviting way to start the convo. Also, guys should probably read just a little. I don’t drink and I say that everywhere. So unless you’re taking me for slushies… I’m really not your girl.

Cheat Please

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“I really enjoy being treated like shit” – that’s what he just said to me right? To answer your question, NO. No, I do not. I imagine the emotional baggage that got him to this point is just incredible.

Total Bother

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Asking all of the hard-hitting and necessary questions up front. I just do not understand what goes on in people’s heads sometimes. He’s right though, it is awkward.

Pokemon Moms

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This is one hell of a story. By trying to not come across as creepy, he made it sound like a total creep.  A simple “I work with kids, and moms aren’t open minded” would have sufficed.  But adding that additional comment about the game store and the mom saying he stalks kids… I just don’t know what to make of this.