Classy Come Ons

Total creep, but I was dying.

Yep, there was more.

Knight in Shining Armor

2016-03-17 12.00.04

A man that can’t handle a sword…. hmmm. Disappointing.

2016-03-17 11.56.02

So. Many. Emojis. Also, I love the alternative to fishing poles.

2016-03-17 12.05.55

A month later, and we’re still rocking the emoji’s. Less variety and more words. Also, that first line… that’s solid material right there.

“Whistle” is not an onomatopoeia so I don’t think I initially understood what he was going for here. It’s funny to read though.