Positive Thinking

Fellas, this is NOT how you lead with confidence. If initially I wanted to chat, I wouldn’t with a first message like that.

Knight in Shining Armor

2016-03-17 12.00.04

A man that can’t handle a sword…. hmmm. Disappointing.

2016-03-17 11.56.02

So. Many. Emojis. Also, I love the alternative to fishing poles.

2016-03-17 12.05.55

A month later, and we’re still rocking the emoji’s. Less variety and more words. Also, that first line… that’s solid material right there.

Well this is new. I imagine this said out loud with a deep southern accent. Doesn’t make it any better. Props for originality I guess.