So on OkCupid you have a ton of questions to answer and I say that if you don’t own a confederate flag, you are cute and have a job, to message me. I also say I’m an asshole.

1. I love how people tell me they meet my criteria, I’m the judge of that.

2. We go from here I’m your type to “what’s up asshole let’s burn some racist shit?” Last ditch effort I guess. Throw all the cards out there.