Laying it on thick today.
Tag Archives: dating
How Not to Lead
Guys, don’t lead with pet names, especially if they are baby doll. And no. I’ll pass on the stranger danger creepy rub.
Fuck You, too
What an inviting way to start the convo. Also, guys should probably read just a little. I don’t drink and I say that everywhere. So unless you’re taking me for slushies… I’m really not your girl.
Positive Thinking
Fellas, this is NOT how you lead with confidence. If initially I wanted to chat, I wouldn’t with a first message like that.
Improperly Propositioned
NO. The answer is NO.
May I have your Hand?
Several of my friends told me to say yes. Several. They really must not care about my safety and well being.
Naughty?!
Lots. Wrong. Here.
Over the Moon
So. Many. Emojis. Also, I love the alternative to fishing poles.
A month later, and we’re still rocking the emoji’s. Less variety and more words. Also, that first line… that’s solid material right there.
CLASSic
Har. Har. Har.
Who’s Country?
Every couple months I hear from this guy with his weird country/daddy messages. I’m in no way “country” either. #vomit
