Laying it on thick today.
Guys, don’t lead with pet names, especially if they are baby doll. And no. I’ll pass on the stranger danger creepy rub.
What an inviting way to start the convo. Also, guys should probably read just a little. I don’t drink and I say that everywhere. So unless you’re taking me for slushies… I’m really not your girl.
Fellas, this is NOT how you lead with confidence. If initially I wanted to chat, I wouldn’t with a first message like that.
NO. The answer is NO.
Several of my friends told me to say yes. Several. They really must not care about my safety and well being.
Lots. Wrong. Here.
So. Many. Emojis. Also, I love the alternative to fishing poles.
A month later, and we’re still rocking the emoji’s. Less variety and more words. Also, that first line… that’s solid material right there.
Har. Har. Har.
Every couple months I hear from this guy with his weird country/daddy messages. I’m in no way “country” either. #vomit