What an inviting way to start the convo. Also, guys should probably read just a little. I don’t drink and I say that everywhere. So unless you’re taking me for slushies… I’m really not your girl.
A man that can’t handle a sword…. hmmm. Disappointing.
Several of my friends told me to say yes. Several. They really must not care about my safety and well being.
So. Many. Emojis. Also, I love the alternative to fishing poles.
A month later, and we’re still rocking the emoji’s. Less variety and more words. Also, that first line… that’s solid material right there.
Har. Har. Har.
Every couple months I hear from this guy with his weird country/daddy messages. I’m in no way “country” either. #vomit
We start out normal and then get very… left. I seriously laughed out loud at this one. I’ll give him credit for originality, srsly.
Yes, let me just hop on a boat with total strangers so you can have your way with me far away from help, knock me out, and throw me overboard. I’m good bro.