Guys, don’t lead with pet names, especially if they are baby doll. And no. I’ll pass on the stranger danger creepy rub.
I honestly don’t think there’s anything left to discuss. You’ve covered it all in the novel you wrote me. Like what else could there be to say?
Not to mention, I’d probably forget one of the things you said in your novel and ask you a question like, “What are the best shows ever?” And then you’d be all “See you don’t care about anything I say, I already told you.” And I just can’t deal.