Guys, don’t lead with pet names, especially if they are baby doll. And no. I’ll pass on the stranger danger creepy rub.
Tag Archives: plenty of fish
Back Again
Look who’s back… if you’ve gone through my posts, then you may recognize him calling himself daddy.
Now I’m mama… the horror.
Yes Ma’am
Mam aka ma’am is just not what a young lady enjoys being called. I don’t care if I live in the south.
CLASSic
Har. Har. Har.
Who’s Country?
Every couple months I hear from this guy with his weird country/daddy messages. I’m in no way “country” either. #vomit
Whistle Whistle Whistle
“Whistle” is not an onomatopoeia so I don’t think I initially understood what he was going for here. It’s funny to read though.
Seriously, though.
We start out normal and then get very… left. I seriously laughed out loud at this one. I’ll give him credit for originality, srsly.
Oddly enough, he doesn’t mention how much he likes to write. …
I honestly don’t think there’s anything left to discuss. You’ve covered it all in the novel you wrote me. Like what else could there be to say?
Not to mention, I’d probably forget one of the things you said in your novel and ask you a question like, “What are the best shows ever?” And then you’d be all “See you don’t care about anything I say, I already told you.” And I just can’t deal.
