Look who’s back… if you’ve gone through my posts, then you may recognize him calling himself daddy.
Now I’m mama… the horror.
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Classy Come Ons
Total creep, but I was dying.
Yep, there was more.
Fuck You, too
What an inviting way to start the convo. Also, guys should probably read just a little. I don’t drink and I say that everywhere. So unless you’re taking me for slushies… I’m really not your girl.
Positive Thinking
Fellas, this is NOT how you lead with confidence. If initially I wanted to chat, I wouldn’t with a first message like that.
Improperly Propositioned
NO. The answer is NO.
May I have your Hand?
Several of my friends told me to say yes. Several. They really must not care about my safety and well being.
Naughty?!
Lots. Wrong. Here.
Yes Ma’am
Mam aka ma’am is just not what a young lady enjoys being called. I don’t care if I live in the south.
Whistle Whistle Whistle
“Whistle” is not an onomatopoeia so I don’t think I initially understood what he was going for here. It’s funny to read though.
Seriously, though.
We start out normal and then get very… left. I seriously laughed out loud at this one. I’ll give him credit for originality, srsly.
