Guys, don’t lead with pet names, especially if they are baby doll. And no. I’ll pass on the stranger danger creepy rub.
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Knight in Shining Armor
A man that can’t handle a sword…. hmmm. Disappointing.
Over the Moon
So. Many. Emojis. Also, I love the alternative to fishing poles.
A month later, and we’re still rocking the emoji’s. Less variety and more words. Also, that first line… that’s solid material right there.
CLASSic
Har. Har. Har.
Who’s Country?
Every couple months I hear from this guy with his weird country/daddy messages. I’m in no way “country” either. #vomit
Whistle Whistle Whistle
“Whistle” is not an onomatopoeia so I don’t think I initially understood what he was going for here. It’s funny to read though.
Seriously, though.
We start out normal and then get very… left. I seriously laughed out loud at this one. I’ll give him credit for originality, srsly.
An Offer I can Totally Refuse
Yes, let me just hop on a boat with total strangers so you can have your way with me far away from help, knock me out, and throw me overboard. I’m good bro.
Cheat Please
“I really enjoy being treated like shit” – that’s what he just said to me right? To answer your question, NO. No, I do not. I imagine the emotional baggage that got him to this point is just incredible.
I just want to be honest…
I know we say we want honesty, and that’s true, but why does this have to be the truth. It’s almost a blessing that this is the first message – you know to avoid them immediately.
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